(Source: marchofthegummies)
// 15. I am very, very liberal. //
Like really. I’m a total bleeding heart. It’s ridiculous.
16. You are from a town whose only other residents are a cow and a corn field named “Fran”.
You, sir, are ridiculous. It’s name is Muriel.
Does your roommate know you named your cornfield after her?
// 15. I am very, very liberal. //
Like really. I’m a total bleeding heart. It’s ridiculous.
16. You are from a town whose only other residents are a cow and a corn field named “Fran”.
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Identity Theft
Jim: “Question: What kind of bear is best?”
Dwight: “That’s a ridiculous question.”
Jim: “False. Black Bear.”
Dwight: “Well, that’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.”
Jim: “Bears eat beets. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.”
Dwight: “Bears do not—What are you doing? What’s going on?”
Jim: (pulls out bobble-head)
Dwight: “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”
(via totallyhawkward)
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(Source: whyareyousoperfectdianna)
I cannot. LOL.
Stupid People Are Dangerous
